Dumbest things done at Albright...
1) Will have to be Windsor playing chicken with the boulder in the woods with no license. $5,600 dollars later I
think the boulder won!!!
2) Myself riding on top of jimmy's car at 2:30 am and getting pulled over by 2 reading cops on 13th street, I got out
of trouble, but thank God the cop only made jimmy count to 30.
3) Steak getting ponded in the senior pond for doing something stupid. Gretchen and I being to lazy to walk up there driving
Steve Mee's jeep right up to the pond and after steak got ponded watching Touhill run up the hill only to take a nosedive into
a ditch. Watching Steak get pond was hilarious, but seeing Touhill fall flat on his face was priceless...
4) Santarelli one night last year decided going to the bathroom to pee wasn't for him. He thought Neatock's
closet would be a better place to go. Well when Neatock walked in on Jeff peeing in his closet Matt wasn't too happy. Jeff
doesn't recall this ever happening.
5) Touhill pushing Hack done the hill infront of A while he is peeing and watching Hack slip and fall into his own
piss twice.
6) Tim Cummings at Mike's Rising Sun forgot how to walk up steps one night and infront of everyone at the bar, he
did a perfect head first slide onto the carpet spilling his beers everywhere. A townie did call him safe though, so the brush
burns you got Tim were worth it.
7) Homecoming freshmen year I decided to renovate my room by punching a hole in my dorm window. Then convinced my RA's
the blood leading from my room to the bathroom wasn't mine and that a rock smashed through my window that night.
8) To be continued...